Stop Bitching.
There’s been a whole lot of complaining about the heat lately, we’ll here’s something for you to chew on:
A Detailed Description of Death from Hypothermia:
You start with a body temperature of 98.6 F. At 97 degrees, the muscles along your neck and shoulders tighten in a pre-shivering muscle tone. At 95, you are trembling violently. Anything below 95 renders the enzymes in your brain inefficient. At 93, amnesia nibbles at your consciousness. Apathy at 91 degrees. Stupor at 90. At 88, you stop shivering. Your blood is thickening like crankcase oil in a cold engine, oxygen consumption, has fallen by more than 25%. Your kidneys work overtime to process the fluid overload that occurred when the blood vessels in your extremities constricted. You feel a powerful urge to urinate. At 86, your heart is becoming arrhythmic. The lack of oxygen and the slowing metabolism of your brain, trigger hallucinations. At 85, blood vessels near the body’s surface suddenly dilate and produce a sensation of extreme heat against the skin leading to paradoxical undressing. In the final stages, individuals with severe hypothermia are often found half naked in small, enclosed spaces.
Stop whining and come on over!
::::::::::::Thursday, July 8th:::::::::::
COME DANCE WITH THE CIRCUS FREAKS!
Solo Performances by:
GALAXY OF TAR http://www.myspace.com/galaxyoftar
KASSA OVERALL http://www.myspace.com/kassaoverall
TECLA http://www.myspace.com/teclaesposito
DJ Sets throughout the night by: Tal (of Boy Crisis) and DAS RACIST!!!!!!!
Doors at 9, show at 10. $10
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:::::::::Friday, July 9th:::::::::::
…..Bored with the cushioned confines of Mount Olympus, a dissolute band of gods decides to go slumming in Hell….
UNDERWORLD
…A Benefit Party for The Deconstructive Theatre Project
featuring AERIAL SILK, TRAPEZE, FIRE PERFORMANCE, INTERACTIVE MEDIA and LIVE MUSIC performances by: Kae Burke, Phillip Gulley, Ryan Homsey, Adam Hussein, Nicki Miller, Danielle Natoli, Kendall Rileigh, Adam Scott, Sam Shine, The Shivers, Bronwyn Sims, Adam J. Thompson & Ben Williams
Dancing Ever After with DJ Scot Bowman, specialty drinks by LoveGirrrrrrrrrrrrl.
Produced by:
Mitch Dean, Phillip Gulley, Crys Huyett, Arielle Lever, Nicki Miller,
Jon Mark Ponder, Andriana Santiago & Adam J. Thompson in partnership with The Sky Box and Quiet Color. All proceeds support the development of The Deconstructive Theatre Project’s “The Orpheus Variations”, premiering in September 2010.
Doors at 8:00 PM, Performances at 9:00 PM
$15 in advance; $20 at the door;
$50 premium package[premium seating with complimentary drinks, and gift bag]
Tickets at: https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/117805
More info at: http://www.deconstructivetheatreproject.org/underworld/
:::::::::Monday through Saturday:::::::::::
Superhero training at Sky Box. Aerial classes all the time. Sexy Dancing Class is getting hotter and hotter, feel free to dress down. (Every Thursday from 3:00-4:30) www.theskybox.org/classes to sign up.
::::::::::Next Weekend, July 16th &17th ::::::::::
MODERN TIMES- A tale of the gap between the World Wars that opens in a burst of hot jazz, and closes on a dark, hot mess. Told through spectacular aerial, dance and drama.
Written, directed and produced by Lori Barber and Maia Ramnath.