1. See the Wonderneath Matinee Show.
2. Go to SITE Fest in Bushwick.
3. Dance your butt off Saturday at No Parking on the Dance Floor.
4. Make out with your roommate.
5. Dance your hair off at Jank on Sunday.
6. Take a Nap
7. Learn Aerial

If you do these things, you’ll be happy.

House of Yes is a part of Bushwick SITE Fest this weekend- a festival dedicated to the performing arts in our strange neighborhood of warehouses and bodegas. Therefore, we’ve got the Wonderneath’s final performances, a killer performance-infused dance party, and brass-band circus-jams on Sunday. Its a whole weekend of performance, art and “performance art”.

http://artsinbushwick.wordpress.com/site-fest-program/

:::::::::::Saturday the 6th::::::::::::

WONDERNEATH

Matinee Performance!

The fabulous circus-theatre adventure, The Wonderneath, is officially sold out for Saturday night…
BUT you have one more chance to see it this Saturday afternoon for a special matinee.

The Wonderneath explores the otherworldly lair rumbling below the city’s surface, where steam energy has seeped through granite and crystal, fractalized, and created a land where all that is wondered comes to be.

Written and produced by Ali Schmitz, the creative force crowned Coney Island’s Best Mermaid 2009, The Wonderneath stars the captivating Kai Altair and features live jazz and blues stylings by Tin Pan. Featuring dazzling performances by Claire de Luxe, Jordann Baker, Ali Luminescent, and Ellie Mio of Lady Circus; Ateles Aerial; Renata of Desert Sin and Alchemy Dance Theater; Ahnika Delirium, and Bex Burton.
Sponsored by Swarovski Crystals! Come early for snacks and surprises including trinkets of Sarah Sparkles (sarahsparkles.com) and Andriana Santiago’s Eyegasm Jewelry!

Special Matinee-
Doors at 3:30. Show at 4:30

$20 at the door. Presale tickets $15 at
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/97218 //

:::::::Also on Saturday::::::::

NO PARKING on the DANCE FLOOR!

No Parking on the Dance Floor (especial Saturday edition!)

I’ll be your freak-a-zoid, come on and wind me up…special edition of
no parking baby, No Parking on the Dancefloor this Saturday at House of Yes. and that means eggzactly that. We don’t not want to see you silver spoon in yer mouth/nose/ass jaded traded the trucker hat for the fake glasses hipster fucks taking up valuable real estate on our dancefloor! Move it or lose it! Shake it or we’ll break it! If you do need to chill come test out House of Yes’s new deprivation chamber aka the Waterboard room. Hey its DICK Cheney approved! So if you want to get waterboarded just stand there and keep talking to your friends, right in the middle of the dancefloor. Test us. You’ll find yourself on a canoe in the newton creek with one of your kidneys missing.

Ok lets get to the point already. Special late night saturday fish fry edition of No Parking, sans fish, but drinks sure. A nice wrap up for the fab fab show known as the Wonderneath (yay Ali nice1!) plus shouts to the BK Sitefest ppl. So all kindsa shee-it gwan. And your favorite crooklyn loft selectros Still LIfe and D-Juice und mice elf all slaughtering you mobs killing you jokes and destroying all you monsters (and gelflings).

You know the drill by now. Fuck art lets dance. Then fuck. Then art. Alladat.

Plus suprise performances from Lady Circus right over the dancefloor, since it is their homebase after all. Aerial is the shit ppl, don’t sleep on these female ninjas.

Tara on the design. Blush at the door. Ms Burke (god help us–I keed!) on the bar.

Lets goooo!
DJs: D-Juice, Still Life, $mall ¢hange

Saturday Night Fish Fry edition w/o the fish.
SiteFest and Wonderneath after party hotel lobby

11pm-4am,
$10

::::::::::::Sunday March 7th:::::::::::::::

JANK!

Presented by Gemini & Scorpio and Sxip Shirey.

A surreal live-music-driven dance party. Dirty electronics and live musicians (horns, drums, human beat box), regurgitating old genres like early ska, early hip-hop, techno and house and playing it raw, glitchy and original. With: experimental circus composer Sxip Shirey, controllerism glitch rocker Moldover, eclectic beats wizard DJ Shakey. Janky visuals by Sebastian Patane Masuelli.

http://www.geminiandscorpio.com/events.html

8pm-2am
$10-$15 Sliding Scale

:::::::::::Monday the 29th::::::::

AIRTIME!

Skybox Open Workout.

Are you an aerialist? Come workout with us, every Monday night at Skybox. Do tricks. Get buff. Make friends. Now with a live DJ! Are you NOT an aerialist? Become one!
Sign up for beginner classes at theskybox.org/classes

Airtime is open to aerialists of all level of experience.
Friends, lovers and fans are welcome to watch.

8pm-10pm
$15. Bring Your Own Unitard

All this and more, this week at the House of Yes.

:::::::::Thursday the 25th::::::::::

GIDDY MULTITUDE: Vaudeville & Variety!

Best [of] Love.

It’s cold out. Come laugh…and be amazed!

This vaudeville variety extravaganza is going to wash your winter doldrums away.
How about a generous pile of aerial dancing, music, hula-hooping, comedy, and burlesque to spice up the snow-cake of your mind?
That’s what I thought. Come on out, you’ll melt right through your pants.

The Amazing Amy!, Kira Kupcake! (Maven of Music and Sergeant of Sweetness), Sara G, Y’all! (Comedic Wordsmithing Brilliance), Jake Jampel! (Standup Quirkiness and Comedy), Kae Burke (High-flying Funny girl!), A.C. Prouser (Trapeze Flying 5 Ball Juggling Wonder-Kid) Jessica Delfino! (Musical Satire and Satirical Music), Rebecca Nagle! (Life-changing, Mind-blowing Grrrrlesque), Ellie Steingraber! (Aerial Dance Bonanza)…. Plus your Charismatic, Complementary Hostesses: Busty Kitten and Evangeline!

$10
Doors at 8:30, show at 9

::::::::Friday the 26th::::::::

Opening Night of….THE WONDERNEATH

A new circus theater adventure set in turn-of-the-century New York City.

The Wonderneath explores the otherworldly lair rumbling below the city’s surface, where steam energy has seeped through granite and crystal, fractalized, and created a land where all that is wondered comes to be.

Written and produced by Ali Schmitz, the creative force crowned Coney Island’s Best Mermaid 2009, The Wonderneath stars the captivating Kai Altair and features live jazz and blues stylings by Tin Pan. Featuring dazzling performances by Claire de Luxe, Jordann Baker, Ali Luminescent, and Ellie Mio of Lady Circus; Ateles Aerial; Renata of Desert Sin and Alchemy Dance Theater; Ahnika Delirium, and Bex Burton. Sponsored by Swarovski Crystals! Come early for snacks and surprises including trinkets of Sarah Sparkles (sarahsparkles.com) and Andriana Santiago’s Eyegasm Jewelry!

Doors at 8pm… show at 9pm

$20 at the door. Presale tickets $15 at http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/97218

http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=wonderneath&init=quick

Continuing Sunday the 28th & Next Weekend… March 4th, 5th &6th!

::::::::Saturday the 27th::::::::

IMPROV WORKSHOP!!!

Yes! And…

Learn how to work comedic scenes and actions off the top of your head, and roll it off the top of your tounge.

This 3 hour workshop will cover the basics of comedic improvisation in a supportive environment with lots of participation, experimentation, games and FUN! Yes….FUN!

The workshop with be taught by Tommy Galan, an award winning comedian, writer and producer. He writes and performs with the Comedy Troupe, FUCT and he’s FUN!

$20

3pm-6pm

Rsvp to info@houseofyes.org

:::::::::::::::Also on Saturday:::::::::::::::

JOYS of ARMAGEDDON

An Experimental Hip-Hop Musical…that will End the World.

Electro hiphop propels a modern martyr to the end of everything and beyond in wild new musical.

Come witness…The end of civilization. Computer genius. The 2012 Holocaust. Mutiny. Abandoned subway tunnels. Misfits. Calamities. New Orleans. Lethal confrontations & Estranged fathers… the Divine. And more….

Featuring: Mike iLL as Macon Traxx, Rivka as Holy Jones, Mr. Taps as Muerdonk, Michael Cavadias as Widget, Miss Guy as Antoinette LaFíte, Dominic Dela Fave as Pitzy Jonawitz, Jaime Dela Fave as Pulse, Cristina Silver as Dr. Dan Piper, Suzy Arango as Oshun, Jerm Pollet as Pong, Tina Krause as Candace Tractenburg, J McElfresh as Berzerk, Armen Setrakian as Super-Mario, Abbe Rivers as Static and Meredith Borden as Zelda

Doors at 7:30, Show at 8.

$12

::::::::::Sunday the 28th:::::::

The WONDERNEATH

(See Friday for info)

:::::::::::Monday the 29th::::::::

AIRTIME!

Skybox Open Workout.

Are you an aerialist? Come workout with us, every Monday night at Skybox.

Do tricks. Get buff. Make friends. Now with a live DJ!

Are you NOT an aerialist? Become one!

Sign up for beginner classes at theskybox.org/classes

Airtime is open to aerialists of all level of experience.

Friends, lovers and fans are welcome to watch.

8pm-10pm

$15. Bring Your Own Unitard.

Saturday, we’re all about AERIAL, because thats what we do, that’s what we love, and we have 30 foot ceilings!
We want more friends to do aerial with us so Saturday you can come hang out with us! …. literally.
If you’re afraid of heights, thats fine! Come enjoy our Aerial Variety show and watch other people get high.

Oh….Just incase you didn’t know, we’re in the New York Times! Ta da! Hell Yes!
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/18/garden/18party.html

::::::::::::::::::Friday, February 19th::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

HOOP FOR HAITI!

Learn to hula hoop, get some new tricks and impress your friends while contributing to Haiti Relief! Taught by the fabulously skilled Jill Maglio for beginners and experienced hoopers. All proceeds go directly to Haitian Women for Haitian Refugees, and donations are tax deductible!

6pm-7:30pm. $15+ Suggested Donation.

……………Followed By…..

HAITI FUNDRAISER

Masae and Psybotik Present…”THE HUE-MEN”

ALL of the event’s proceeds will go to the UNICEF & Doctors Without Borders”THE HUE-MEN” amazing dancers have generously donated their time and energy to this cause and will perform at the event.

8:30 Variety DANCE Show:
Acts ranging from aerial to burlesque to tribal bellydance featuring Red Goddess, Sela Solstice, Nicki Miller, Fayzah Claudia, Taryn Tulla, Brenna Crowley, Nahoko Sugiyama, Kaoru Megumi, Oyama, Kashimi, Tomoko, Saki, Masae

MUSIC:
Nikolai Ruskin, Kae Reed on percussion, Maya Osumi on singing bowl & shanty-chime

Art by Kenji Williams http://www.kenjiwilliams.com
Visuals: nasha_masha (Psybotik) www.mymasha.squarespace.com

11pm DJ’s:
SPiRO (Freek Factory, CoSM)
Cris Limon (Loud Monitors, THM)
Electrik (Psybotik)
Messenger Particle (Psybotik)
Matyas (Reality Engine)

Donation: $20
21+ BYOB
Doors at 7:30, Entertainment at 8:30

::::::::::::::::::Saturday, February 20th:::::::::::::::::::::::

FREE AERIAL JAM SESSION at Sky Box

Join us in some FREE airtime with sexy lighting and DJ 2Melo. Experience necessary to play but friends, lovers and fans are welcome to come watch.

The Sky Box is honored to represent New York City’s extensive aerial community in the Fourth Annual Dance Parade! On May 22nd, after marching in the parade on stilts and in glorious unitards, we are
setting up a 22′ tall rig in Tompkins Square Park for a post parade aerial performance extravaganza! Register to march with us at danceparade.org

5-7 pm. Bring Your Own Unitard

:::::::::::::::Saturday, February 20th::::::::::::::::::::

The Sky Box Aerial Open Mic!

A show of precision, daring and brawn
One lady will dance till her clothes are all gone!
Mind bending contortion from young AND from old
The best thing in Brooklyn if not in the World!
There’s even a fiddle, played upside down
and MC Kae Burke sure don’t mess around,
It’s death defying and always high flying
And just 10 bucks so stop all yer whinin’!
Please don’t be late and bring your own wine,
Doors are at 8 and show starts at 9!

:::::::::::::Upcoming:::::::::::::::

Next weekend, we bring you WONDERNEATH!
A theatrical and fantastical circus adventure written and produced by our dear friend Ali Schmitz.
Show opens February 26th, and continues for two weekends.
Tickets are $15 pre-sale, $20 at the door.
more info here: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=287106320559&ref=ts

Will you be our valentine?

Circle one: YES or NO or MAYBE

Come over and love us, baby.

::::::::Wednesday, February 10th::::::::::

Make Fun: MAKE LOVE

You don’t have to buy love…you can Make Love!

Come to Make Fun Studio and make your own inspired creations for those you love, or for those who love you. Save your money and use our wide variety of lovely fabric, materials and sewing machines to make the perfect present for a special someone… or make something for your lovely self! Make heart shaped pillows, sexy undies, fake roses, a red and pink dress or an old-fashioned valentines day card. We provide everything you need to make whatever you want. All you need to do is show up.

RSVP to Kaeburke@gmail.com
7pm-11pm
$10-$20 sliding scale
makefunstudio.com

::::::::::Friday, February 12::::::::::

REFUGE and RoyalPink♥ invite you all to

a ONE NIGHT STAND….

….an evening of dirty dancing.

With the musical stylings of Bmore club pioneer SCOTTIE B; Ghettotek originator the one the only legendary GODFATHER! Fools GOLD champion KINGDOM and Black Label Bike Clubs resident DJ DIRTYFINGERZ. w/ SPECIAL LIVE PERFORMANCES by sultry siren MAGGIE HORN and New Orleans

own VOCKAH REDU bring you that sissy BOUNCE!!

COMPLIMENTRY VODKA BAR w/ ENTRY 10 – 11

BYOB

FRIDAY, Feb. 12, 2010
$10 before 12/$15 after
DOORS @ 10PM
More info: http://tinyurl.com/onenightinbk

::::::::::Sunday, February 14th:::::::

RED

…….Live dinner theater like never before.

February 14th is both Valentines day and the first day of the Chinese new year, the year of the tiger. A night of martyrs and miracles paired with virtue and prosperity that both share roots in the the color RED. The strongest hue in every culture, it runs through our hearts and insights our passions.

A decadent feast for your eyes and stomach will unravel at your table, satisfying your appetite through every single sense. Fare and festival will be fused seamlessly with the power and stealth prowess of a tiger, as visceral and universal as the blood red in all of us and ending with a bang to usher in happiness, wealth and longevity.

$50 ticket includes:

- 3 Course meal by Lola Kelleher

- 2 Complimentary drinks

- Live performances from members of

- Lady Circus

- Archedream

- East Coast Tribal

- Solstice Ensemble

- Live music by:

- Rhiannon (Subatomic Sound System, UnderandAbove)

- DJ Sky Tucker (Activaire)

- Marcie Grambeau (violin)

- Madelena Mak (Chinese vocals)

- Raymond Yeung (Chinese Ehru)

Come early or stay late (6:30-11) for:

- Massage By Daisy

- Tarot readings by the Great Shalini

- Beer and wine bar

- Hookah lounge

Seating is ****very*** limited!

PRESALE ONLY here:

http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/96215

:::::Coming Up:: Saturday, February 20th::::::::::::

Sky Box is honored to represent New York City’s extensive aerial community in the Fourth Annual Dance Parade! On May 22nd, after marching in the parade on stilts and in glorious unitards, we are setting up a 22′ tall rig in Tompkins Square Park for a post parade aerial performance extravaganza!

The parade is only 3 months away, and we’re inviting all aerialists to join us in a free workout session at Sky Box from 5-7pm on Saturday, February 20th. Come dust off your latest routine and start working on new tricks for the Parade. Some experience is necessary to fly, but everyone is welcome to come watch!

We’d love you to join us! To participate, click here or go to the Dance Parade website (danceparade.org) and click on “Participate”/”In the Parade”. Choose to sign up as an individual, and select “Aerial – The Sky Box” from the drop-down list. Fill out the rest of the information, and also send an email to Justine with your contact information and preferred apparatus.

Then…stick around for the Aerial Variety Show!! doors at 8 show at 9. Pretty much all ages if you look past the occasional full frontal nudity.

To learn how to do all this crazy stuff visit www.theskybox.org/classes

TOTALLY FREAKIN’ AWESOME
90’s Variety Show

A night of live performance givin’ some mad props to the flyest decade ever – the 90’s!

This show is “all that and a bag of chips”, as we’re bringing back some of the most “off the hook” entertainment of the 90’s. Featuring “Phat” beats, “Fly” aerial, and “Hella Fresh” humor, this night of variety is the “Shiznit!” Stick around after the show and get Jiggy with it with our 90’s dance party featuring hits by Ace of Base, Boyz 2 Men, C+C Music Factory, En Vogue and MORE! Word up! Talk to the Hand! Show me the Money!

Featuring performances by Lady Circus, Spazz Hands, Andriana Santiago, Celine Dion, Nikki Borodi, Amanda Silkaski, Maia Ramnath, Butt Kapinski, Power Rangers, Mike Richter, Deanna Fleysher, Band of Bicycles, Jeff Seal & Chris, Paris the HipHop Juggler, Claire deLuxe, Diana DeLuna, Amazing Amy, and more!

Enjoy 90’s inspired refreshments by LoveGrrrl, such as gushers, dunkaroos, mountain dew and capri sun!

February 6th 2010
Doors at 8pm, Show at 9pm
House of Yes- 342 Maujer Street. Grand St. Stop on the L train
$10-$20 sliding scale
90’s Music & Dance Party afterwards!

::::::::Saturday January 30th::::::::::

Quiet Color’s Sloppy Circus

This isn’t your parents’ Wintuk. This is going down at the historic House Of Yes. An evening of enchanting fire freaks, mesmerizing aerial acrobats, captivating pole dancers, video art installations, and live performances by Javelin, The Shivers, Dinowalrus, Ava Luna, and Shark?. Prepare to ignite your senses and immerse your being in a sea of sound and color, an island of hope and confusion, and revel in this celebration of pure contemporary creatives.

Free Two Boots Pizza while frolicking in the resurgent wave of Brooklyn Bohemia.

Doors open at 8pm, first performance begins at 9pm,
$10. BYOB

::::::Classes: Always On:::::::::::
Put on a unitard and come climb something here! theskybox.org/classes

::::::Seeking Handstand/Acrobalance/Lyra/etc Instructor::::::::::::
We teach stuff here, and people come and we  all have a good time and get ripped. If you want to teach here, please contact us at skybox.info@gmail.com.

::::::Coming up: Totally Freaking Awesome….90’s Variety Show. Febuary 6th.

::::::Coming up: RED: Live dinner theater like never before: Febuary 14th. presale only: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/96215

::::::::::::::Do it Now:::::::::::::

Mutual Aid Disaster Relief in Haiti is a diverse network of individuals and organizations working in solidarity with the people of Haiti during this time of crisis.
* Providing direct medical aid, medical and social advocacy;
* Establishing a grassroots structure that allows the effective distribution of aid.
* Documenting the developing situation on the ground and providing an alternative media source
Donations will immediately go towards:
* Provision of emergency medical supplies and gear;
* Travel costs for medics and team to reach devastated areas of Haiti; and
* Supporting grassroots relief efforts on the ground.

100% of donations go to emergency relief & are tax deductible.
Donate online at our website www.mutualaiddisasterrelief.org or contact : MutualAidRelief@gmail.com
Or drop off checks or money orders at the front desk of 3rd Ward . Payable to Artistic Evolution : Haiti Disaster Relief.

:::::::::::Saturday, January 23rd::::::::::::

Sky Box Aerial Open Mic

Aerialists and variety circus performers from far and wide come together to present you with one epic little show.

MC’d by the infamous Kae Burke (of the House of Yes Christmas Spectacular acclaim)

Performers include Aerial Violinist Janice Martin (as seen on America’s Got Talent), former Cirque du Soleil performer Sara Joel’s amazing bubble chair piece, Graham Skipper of FUCT Comedy Troupe (shield your eyes) along with members of Lady Circus and the usual suspects from the House of Yes.

Musical chairs with D_Juice and Reza
11-2am

Join is in a thrilling game of musical chairs after the cabaret show as DJ’s D_Juice and Reza heat up the turntables. Stack the folding chairs as quickly as possible to turn the theater into a dance party.

Coconut smoothies and sangria by LoveGrrl. Feel free to BYOB as well.

Doors at 8pm, show at 9!
$10.

:::::::::6 days a week!:::::::::::

Whether your New Years resolution was to get more fit, test your fears, or just try something new, Sky Box provides a wide array of classes from pole dance to trapeze to silks to even ballet. go to www.theskybox.org/classes to sign up!

:::::::::::Friday, January 8th:::::::::::

Thunder Gumbo III: Steal This Party

Much to their surprise the first thing the Thunder Gumbo crew saw in their intergalactic journey were a crew of Santa Clauses in the heart of ancient Babylon. However, they soon realized that the bunch of jolly drunk bastards speaking german in red suits knew of a way to steal 200 million dollars from an evil government of the future……
Finally the gumbers could afford to hold a performance contest to see who was the greatest criminal in the history of the universe. The winner of the contest would get to steal the party!

Consider The Source
From Eastern-European folk melodies and Indian rhythmic cycles to funky rock riffs and break beat drum & bass, audiences can’t decide whether to mosh, rave or belly dance.

Hellfire Machina
These guys are straight-up some of the best and most well known dubstep producers and Dj’s in New York. They are the shit!

Geko Jones
Renowned by top DJ’s and producers of the digital cumbia scene in Latin America and European bass-pundits alike

Vox Illuminati
Perfect for galactic freakouts…..sort of like the Butthole Surfers but more drunk. Sexy rocking criminal conspiracies.

Morphous
Fucking great dubstep producer and DJ with a late night set that will evaporate your socks.

Ultimate Performance Criminal Championship Contestants:
Joro Boro, Dr. Dolomite, Dr. Adventure, Jameela (Kabuki/Bellydance), Japon, Akim Funk Buddha, Sarah Alden(violin), Don Hope (Tuba/drums/percussion), Mitchell (Accordion/trombone)

Also featuring……………
Criminal visual VJ presentations by Justin Lange, Fugitive Face Painting by Kendalle Fiasco, Trenchcoat potion selling girls, $200,000,000 brought through the roof of the House of Yes with an incredible aerialist feat and….. a hookah.

In the modern world we’re all criminals whether or not we have victims, come to celebrate with us as a bank robber, mafia don, speakeasy operator, ninja assassin, batman villains, art thief, or straight up gansta! Yeahya!
8p-late, $10 with password
thundergumbo.com

::::::::::Sunday, January 10:::::::::::::::::

Mickey Western: The American Way :: RE-BOOT EXTRAVAGANZA

You’ve seen them play tinfoil covered art galleries, Western-themed circus shows, 8 hour-long Halloween sets, and blizzards all over this great land. Three weeks ago, on the eve of the greatest storm of the decade, the Mickey Western Band released their newest creation: The American Way.  Despite historically low attendance at shopping centers and for the opening of “Avatar”, hundreds came out for the Mickey Western Band-Wagon.  Some people couldn’t get in, and a few even got frostbite.  For those folks, and you, the Mickey Western Band is pleased to bring a CD re-release party.   Three months in the making, the album will be re-presented live, in its entirety, for one night only in the place it was recorded: The House of Yes. Featuring crazed country rave-ups, rocking odes to gambling and murder, plaintive ballads, and a steely, hard look back at How The West Was Won, you owe it to yourself to join in its re-celebration. With re-acrobatics and
re-hijinks by Lady Circus and the House of Yes, re-screenings of original motion pictures (starring members of the Mickey Western Band!) by CineGenius, re-projections and re-spectaculars by the Junkman, and a re-propaganda table by the Chelsea Gonzo.

All who attend will receive their very own copy of The American Way.
7:30p doors, 8 show; $10 entry includes a complimentary CD.  Yes re-entry.
http://www.myspace.com/mickeywestern

::::::::Saturday, January 9:::::::::::::::

Hobotech and the newly launched Bushwick Print Lab join forces.

The winter has been long… however, the hobos are stirring.
Leave your cozy boxcar to witness a live screen printing fest and hobo convention of epic proportions.

Part 1:Bushwick Print Lab Benefit Party:
6-11 pm
Arrive at 6PM for Printing Madness! From 6-11PM, the admission is ($15 adv / $20 door) but includes a T-Shirt or Tote Bag that will be custom printed for you on the spot. Enjoy graphics by the best printers and designers in Brooklyn, all custom collaged on your apparel! Leave with a beautiful new garment of your design! And most importantly, enjoy an entire evening of Hobo beats from those who created this warm and hoe-down inducing genre of contemporary electronic music. All proceeds go to benefit the continued development of the Bushwick Print Lab. And of course, FREE HoBrew*. This is a BARGAIN! Support the Print Lab!

Bushwick Print Lab, at 1717 Troutman Street, is a new rental space offering film printing, screen-making, shelf and locker storage, and hourly and monthly shop rentals to artists, printers and designers who are seeking a professional and well equipped lab for silkscreen work in the Bushwick/Ridgewood area. We are so new that we don’t have a website up yet, but for the Facebook group:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=65970631573&ref=ts

7:00 – David Last: classic reggae set!
8:00 – Honne Wells: wordless banjo and gospel
9:00 – Futurebum: gimme that old-time future!
10:00 – H_JUICE: d_juice brings it hobo style

Not a bad nights entertainment for your 20 ho-bones…. but wait!…. there is so much more!

Part 2: Hobotech 1 Year Anniversary Party:
11-4: At 11pm the Hobotech Bindlestick Beatdown Begins!
From here on in it’s $10 for booty shaking shenanigans. Free HoBrew if there’s any left!

MUSIC
11:00 – Hobotrail: Fiddle vs. Laptop Boxcar Cage Match!
12:00 – Jon Margulies: Depression-Era Techno
1:30 – ATOM: Mad Funky! No Clever Description!
3:00 – $mall ¢hange: serious old skool hobo boogaloo
4:00 – FreeBass: Remember when all we had to make music with was washtub, harmonica, ukelele, voice and incredibly powerful computer software? They do.

VIDEO BY
HOUSEWIVE’S GUIDE TO ANATOMY
SEEJ
VJ SILENCE

$15(limited advance) / $20(door) before 11pm, includes custom printed T-Shirt or Tote
$10 after 11pm (door only)

Advance Tickets: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/94080

::::::::::::Thursday, December 31st:::::::::::::::::::

There is not a New Years Eve party at the House of Yes simply because what we are planning on doing is just a little too “DANGER”ious for our humble little theater.  Instead, all the usual suspects are taking over a whole floor of a warehouse just 4 blocks  away. We’re bringing our upright piano, aerial gear, our favorite brass bands and building a full carnival, corn dog stand included!!!

The party  starts at 3rd Ward down the street, but if you wanna skip that and go straight to the circus go to 341 Scholes St. (right next to Morgan Ave) We’re on the first floor.  Its so fancy!

We’re opening doors at 11 pm, and going till VERY late.

Come celebrate with the Lady Circus, Man Circus (our manly friends from the boat!) Stumblebum Brass Band, Raya Brass Band, Mikey Freedom-Hart and the moving piano lounge, Mickey Western, Vintage DJ, Mike Richtor the slack line pro, Owen the Big Skinny, Select members of FUCT comedy troupe and much much more.

Best thing ever and the greatest show on earth!

Full details can be found at thedanger.com

::::::::Sunday, January 3rd:::::::::::::::::::

NO PARKING ON THE DANCEFLOOR!!! 13? 14?

No parking baby, no parking on the dance floor. Like the song goes.
Midnight Star. Classic boogie ppl.

Now a sunday early evenin’ thang at house of yes, come thru and get down down down before you shitty shitty chitty chitty bang bang of a life starts up anew.

DJs: Mice elf, Dhundee, Mr. Vacation, $mall ¢hange.
$5-$500 suggested cover. So treat us right and bring enough gum for everybody!
7pm to midnight request line

Thank you all so much for sitting through The Christmas Spectacular  the past two weeks. There ain’t going to be no sitting around this week though, wear comfortable shoes and we’ll see ya on the dance floor!

::::::::::::::Thursday, December 17th:::::::::::::::::::::

The Bushwick Wildlife Preserve presents………………Warehouse Thursdays

Simple…
2 DJ’s spinning that deep soul outerspace house funk hip hop and electro soundgasms to transport you to that blissful dimension known as “fuck yeah”.

DJ Ezrakh
get a heads up on his mixes here -> http://soundcloud.com/ezrakh/fun-ky-mix-sel-ezrakh
DJ Rookie
Better known as the Zulu Nation’s very own M.C. K~Swift -> http://www.mckswift.com

$7 all night! (in honor of being 7 days before Christmas!)
Party starts at 9PM and goes till 4AM! BYOB!!

::::::::::::::::::Friday, December 18:::::::::::::::::::::::

Cuddle Magic travels far and wide with tons of instruments, lamps, and a penguin. They make venues seem smaller. They make music with violins, drums, clarinets, basses, trumpets, keyboards, guitars, banjos, harmonicas, recorders, flutes, a vibraphone, and voices. They are as friendly and inclusive as their name might suggest — after forming as a quintet over a year ago, they have gradually come to incorporate more and more of their musical friends into the band, constructing intricate soundscapes that include elements of folk music, avant-garde classical music, world music, and urban music.

This is a good show to take your parents or your jazz professor to. We promise.
$10 donation. Bring a bottle of wine with you for a classy good time.

http://www.cuddle-magic.com/

:::::::::::::Saturday, December 19th::::::::::::::::::::::

You’ve seen them play tinfoil covered art galleries, Western-themed circus shows, 8 hour long Halloween sets, and parks and parades all over this great land.  Now, the Mickey Western Band are proud to present their latest work:  The American Way.  Three months in the making, this album will be presented in its entirety for one night only in the place it was recorded: The House of Yes.  Featuring crazed country rave ups, rocking odes to gambling and murder, and plaintive ballads, you owe it to yourself to join in its celebration.  With acrobatics and hijinks by Lady Circus and the House of Yes, mashups by DJ Hahaha, projections by Phineus and a very special acoustic set by Anna Christie of The Sisters Three .

All who attend will receive their very own copy of The American Way.
9pm doors and 9:30 show

$10 includes a free CD (You’re practically making money by being here.)

Http://www.myspace.com/mickeywestern