Fun is Free. Other things are not. This week we have cheap things for you to do, and they’re fun too!
House of Yes…On Sale
1. $5 for White Tigers
2. $5 for Hot Dog Parties.
3. $8 for Pornography…
3. $10 for Parking Tickets.
4. $10 for Eyepatch Rituals.
Ornery Little Darlings from Chicago and Asa Ransom from Brooklyn invite you to a glorious evening of spectacle and rock n roll. This union of live-loud-shake-your-ass-not-fuckin-around-we-are-getting-down music will be supported by the mesmerizing local duo, Frederick’s Brown, aerial dancing, atmospheric set design, eccentric costumes (please join us), plentiful libation and DJ Russala rounding out the evening.
Doors at 9pm
$5-$10 sliding scale.

A Fundraiser for the House of Yes Music Studio!
Help us sound better! Show up!
TECLA (the rocktronica black cinderella)
THE PEEPS! (fun dance punk with enough Oi! for em all)
TAYISHA BUSAY! (dirty 80′s electronic dancey smut music)
DJ LUCAS WALTERS! (spinning that electro glam surf shit)
VJ 3000 A.D behind the projector and ambiance all night!!
Doors at 9pm
$5 at the Door OR…
$15 for the complimentary open bar all night
a collection of short erotic films… and bikes.
Bike Porn, a Portland based project initiated in 2007, has developed into a touring film festival of shorts exploring the eroticism and sexuality of human-powered transportation.Though Bike Porn they aim to break taboo, provide a forum for emerging artists to screen their work, and facilitate cultural acknowledgement of fringe communities. The show is an exhilarating experience, but the real magic happens afterwards when people who otherwise would feel uncomfortable discussing sex, gender or other topics are able to speak freely. The films are hetero and queer oriented, but above all sex positive and full of bikesexuality. For adult audiences. Feeling bike-curious? Check out one of the trailers on www.bikesmut.com
Three Screenings at 8pm, 10pm and midnight
$8
We need to rapp about another installment of america’s favorite dance (and yes you must dance beeyotches!) party, NO PARKING ON THE DANCEFLOOR.
This one’s kinda especial cos it features one of my musical heroes (and one of the nicest mofos out there to boot) SAL PRINCIPATO of Liquid Liquid fame. C’mon ppl. Liquid Liquid. Do yer homework. Plus another long time true school true new york motherfucker, DJ COURAGE. Bonus beats provided by DJ Derigueur, another nyc mofo doing his thaaaang both on the audio and visual tip. Talented mofo fasho. And mice elf. Y’know. Party And Get On Down. So bring yer best moves ppl. Bar flavors and mixes by Love Grrl.
11pm-5am
$10
(Not at House of Yes, but right around the corner at 3rd Ward…)
The Releasing of Spring Collection 2012.
The gates will open at 8:30 pm. The ritual will start promptly at 9:30..followed by Dj’s Cumba Mela, Geko Jones and UPROOT ANDY until the sun is high in the Bushwick ambrosial skyline! Art Installation and additional collaborators include: Zev Deans, Unitribe, Green Bus Tour, and Mark McNamara.
A percentage of earnings from the bar will be donated to Domes for Haiti, so please support this beautiful movement. Special YES Discount: Simply say “Shalo” at the door and get in for only $10.
Gates: 8:30pm Show: 9:30pm
3rd Ward. 195 Morgan Ave.
$15 Bones
$10 with password.