Also, if you haven’t seen our new paint job, it’s sexier than your aunt. Check it out.

:::::::Wednesday, August 18th:::::::::

MAKE FUN: Crafting Workshops & Costume Sale!

The House of Yes Costume Shop, known as Make Fun, is clearing out the collections of hats, shoes, magic wands, wigs, and costumes that  have accumulated, and best of all, we’re practically giving it away.  Come purchase a piece of House of Yes history,  get your halloween costume early, or buy a disguise. C’mon, everyone needs costumes at some point!

Every Wednesday this August, Make Fun is inviting all creative people into the costume studio to craft and create fabulous and functional costumes for the end of summer! Whether you are heading to Burning Man or just staying in the Hamptons, come create wearable art with us! We supply the materials, machines, scissors and glue… just bring your creativity, your special projects, and maybe something to drink!

7pm-11pm
makefunstudio.com
Workshop is $20-$30 (sliding scale)

::::::::Thursday, August 19th:::::::

LEMON JESUS & CREEPY WHITE VAN FUNDRAISER!

Remember when Thursdays nights were fun? When it was a guaranteed good time? Well for all you lovely people out there that don’t want to wait to friday to two step on the dance floor come on over to the House Of Yes and dance with us! We’re teaming up with your hometown hero Cool Hand Luke who gave us those kick ass Lemon Jesus parties to get us on the road with our own creepy white van. We’re almost there!

COOL HAND LUKE (Party Expo)
WCKIDS (Mota NY/Wealthy Ho$tage)
NIGHTSPITTER (Demons NYC /Sub Bass Sunday’s)
SIDESHOW (ILL DUBSTEP DJ FROM AUSTRALIA ON TOUR)

Ladies 18+ Guys 21+
$7 for ladies and trannies, $10 for gents

::::::::::Friday, August 20th::::::::::

SKY BOX AERIAL VARIETY SHOW!

After a huge success in July and a write up in the New York Times, we’ve put together an all new line up of all-star aerial acts for August. This month, we’re being covered by Associated Press TV so make sure you dress Fancy. This show is going to be out of control, with more synchronized dancing, gut-splitting throat-slitting comedy, cross dressing, and upside-down twirl-around antics than ever before! Featuring Sky Box founders Jordann Baker and Anya Sapozhnikova as well as other goregously flexible humans who will make your jaw drop and your panties wet. Check out info about classes and workshops at www.theskybox.org! See last month’s write up in the New York Times: http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/07/23/nocturnalist-aerial-acrobatics/

Doors at 8, Show at 9.
$10

House of Yes. National Tour… coming soon!

:::::::::WEDNESDAYS:::::::::

MAKE FUN: Crafting Workshops & Costume Sale!

Every Wednesday this August, Make Fun is inviting all creative people into the costume studio to craft and create fabulous and functional costumes for Burning Man 2010. Whether you are heading to the playa or
just staying in the Hamptons, come to the workshop and create wearable art out of spandex, faux fur, glitter, leather, plastic, and more! We supply the materials, machines, scissors and glue… just bring your creativity, your special projects, and maybe something to drink!

Email info@makefunstudio.com if you have questions.
Private studio sessions also available.

EVERY WEDNESDAY IN AUGUST
7pm-11pm
Workshop is $20-$30 (sliding scale)

:::::::::THURSDAY, August 5th::::::::::::

ABBY PAYNE’S
Dance Music Dance

Come and celebrate an evening filled with dance, live music and the premiere of Abby Payne’s newest music video creation Lost & Found!

Featuring live dance with choreography by Emily Vetsch, Chelsea Retzloff and Sarah Zitnay. Music by Abby Payne, Chris Anderson, Kenny Shaw, JP Schlegelmilch and Wil Farr.

Abby Payne and Band at 10pm, World Premiere video of “Lost and Found” at 11pm.
After that….. DJ Dance party with DJ Latenight!!!!!
Free Beer & Wine 9-10pm,
Cheap drinks afterwards!

Doors at 8:30.
$12. $10 in advance here: http://www.smarttix.com (search for Dance Music Dance)

:::::::::FRIDAY, August 6th::::::::::

SEX, GUAC & ROLL

Presented by our friend Dallas!

Come take a bite of life’s simple pleasures. This One Good Reason gathering is served with a side of creamy, green guacamole goodness along with your entrée of LIVE MUSIC, bangin’ ELECTRO-FUNK & ROLL DJs, fierce fire and hooping, VJ visuals, DIRTY DUBSTEP, Aerial splendor, tequila, & whatever else we desire.

Featuring:
- SISTINE CRIMINALS (live original drum and bass, dub step and tech house)
- DJ mLe direct from DENVER.
- TEKTITE (VitaminB and all around super hero DJ)
- VJ KRUNCH
- TARA MCMANUS fire fiesta

Additional PERFORMERS and ARTISTS welcome. Email justdallas@gmail.com to participate!

DRESS: Rock star or guac star; tight pants, leather and lace, VIP velvet, tequila cantina girlboots made for walking, groupie gear, dead rocker look, etc.
PLEASE INVITE your friends and SHARE with the world!

Donation requested for entry…

$10 before midnight, $15 otherwise.
$20 not in rock star wear regardless
9:30pm til Sunrise.

:::::::::SATURDAY, August 7th::::::::::

HOUSE OF YES…. ON WHEELS!

House of Yes needs a Van so that we can spread the love, across the city and possibly across the world! What better way to fundraise for a van than by having a DANCE PARTY? Come….Dance your ass off. Have a drink or two. Flirt with someone. Experience life with your body in motion. No reason to not have the time of your life. Why waste your weekend in a bar? The House Of Yes calls you to come out and play with us.

EZRAKH
DJ RECK (BRICK BANDITS CREW)
DJ M.C. K~SWIFT (ZULU NATION/AFRIKA BAMBAATAA)
All playing the Best Hip-Hop, House, Club, UK Garage, Reggae, Cumbia, & Afro-Centric

Complimentary Vodka Drinks- 10-11pm
Doors at 9:30
$7 all night!

Your Gay To-Do List

1. Make Fabulous mermaids in Make Fun!
2. Open your Homo Chakra
3. See Queer performances at our Aerial Variety Show
4. Dance your taint off at our very first GAY party, called GAY GAY GAY
5. See our Aerial Mermaids at the gayest parade ever… the Mermaid Parade!
6. Get your Homosexual dance grooves on at No Parking on the Dance Floor!
7. Have intercourse with someone of the same gender!

::::::::::Wednesday, June 16th:::::::::::::::

MAKE MERMAIDS!

Make Fun Fabric Studio is opening its doors and pulling out the overflowing boxes of glitter, lace, spandex, sequins and chiffon to help you make the fiercest and sexiest mermaid costumes ever! We’ll help make your wet dreams come true with hot glue, scissors, fabrics, machines and materials that will have you drowning in inspiration. No sewing experienced required, just a desire to look fabulous and be creative.

7-11pm
$20

bring snacks and drinks
rsvp to kaeburke@gmail.com
makefunstudio.com

::::::: Thursday, June 17th:::::::::

B A T O Y: Back After Thousands Of Years

A collective of artists, musicians, dancers and healers bringing the peace party to life…
Come celebrate the human experience with love, food, dance and music!

Sanga Kirtan, Arawa, Optimus Tribe, Dynasty Electrik, Cumba Mela, Joro Boro, Green Bus Tour & UNITRIBE

Live Drumming, Face Painting, Yummy Vegetarian/Vegan Delicacies, Kombucha and Super Foods, Live Painting, Donation based Massage and Reiki

9 PM
$10 Contribution

http://batoy.org/

:::::::::::::::Friday June 18th::::::::::::::

SKYBOX AERIAL VARIETY SHOW

It’s SUMMER!
It’s also Sky Box Variety Show Weekend!
It’s the best weekend EVER!

Witness the performances of several amazing performers NEW to the Sky Box Variety circuit as well as many old and faithful aerial artists for the most cutting edge Sky Box Variety Show yet! Seriously, these are amazing performers who will dazzle you on aerial silks, rope, lyra, as well those who will blow your mind with juggling, contortion, burlesque and more.

Hosted by the infamous House of Yes Mistress of Ceremonies herself, Kae Burke!

Stick around after the show for FREE for GAY GAY GAY – our first ever gay dance party!

Doors at 8pm, show at 9pm. Party after!

$10

::::::::Friday, June 18th::::::::::::::

GAY GAY GAY

Post-Apocolyptic Freak-Show Dance-Party

House of Yes presents it’s first Gay Gay Gay party to kick off Pride Week! Step into an exhibition of the Old World’s most sexy and grotesque surviving species curated by collector and intergalactic adventurers JJ Japanime and Sam Shine.

FEATURING:
The return of Brooklyns own JASPER JAMES!!
Here from Hollywood to premier the Music Video for “LOVE”
Performances by Backspace & Spazz Hands!
Hosted By Brett Lord, JJ Japanime & Sam Shine

Dance like a homo all night with DJ Jay Four!

SIDESHOW ACTS BY: Anya Sapozhnikova, Kae Burke, Matthew Camp, Lauren Howe, Kid Akimbo, Jackie Carlson, Dan Paul Roberts, Teresa Nasty, Kyle Rostan, Nicki Borodi, Kathryn Van Asshee, Jade Curtis, Madalena Pak-Kei Mak, Brett Lord, Dilan Walpola… and probably YOU.

Since we have learned nothing from our past we must learn from the future.

10:30pm

$10

:::::::::Saturday, June 20th:::::::::

AERIAL MERMAIDS at MERMAID PARADE!

Come to Mermaid Parade for the most amazing parade ever in the most amazing place ever… CONEY ISLAND!

The House of Yes & Skybox aerialists will be hanging 180 feet in the air, suspended above our favorite bar… Cha Cha’s Atlantis bar on the Boardwalk. Come be amazed as mermaids, fish, dolphins, pirates and octopi dazzle and dangle in the air on our very own aerial rig! Oh, and Lou Reed will be there as King Neptune!

Coney Island
Parade at 2pm, Aerial til Dusk!
Cha Cha’s On the Boardwalk between Nathans and Shoot the Freak.

FREE!

:::::::::: Sunday, June 21st:::::::::::

NO PARKING ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

Next SUNDAY, June 20th, we have another installment of Zmerica’s favorite get your ass off jam dance dance revo-friggin-lution total destruction the only solution total destruction the only solution party NO PARKING ON THE DANCEFLOOR. The name sez it all, tho you can also check the Midnight Star jam of the same name for further investigation. Basically, if you’re on the dancefloor, you HAVE to be dancing. Twitter/tweakerers, kicking game to ladies mofos, and general lame asses who just get on the floor and don’t move will be forcibly removed by our dance police. Its simple ppl. Get down. Life is short so shake it until you break it. Special Puloma bday throwdown edition with selectros.

Just added: Hot F**king Tamales by Laura and VJing by Dr. Mojo…werrrd!
Also added: the ubiquitous Love Grrl and her infamous smoothies

Koushik (Stones Throw)
Veronica (Minimal Wave)
Duane (Bim Marx, Other Music)
Hatch (WFMU)
$mall s¢heezy

7pm-midnight-ish
at House of Yessss
5 bones.
dance bitches dance

::::::::: Tuesday, June 23rd:::::::::

AUDITIONS FOR THE CIRCUS OF CIRCUS

9:00pm
House of Yes
342 Maujer Street, Brooklyn

Now casting experienced circus performers and musical theatre entertainers with acting, dance and/or singing abilities for various roles. Contortionists, aerialists, fire dancers, jugglers, hand balancers and acrobats are especially encouraged to audition.

The Circus of Circus is an adaptation of George Orwell’s classic satire Animal Farm told through musical theatre, circus and dance. The performers parallel the characters of the original, struggling as the “working class” and sacrificing their individual freedom for the success of their show.

SHOW DATES: 3 Weekend Run
September 30th & October 1st & 2nd
October 7th, 8th & 9th
October 14th, 15th & 16th
Pay Guaranteed per show.
Please contact kaeburke@gmail.com

Resumes and links to photos and videos of past performances encouraged.

Learn how to be even hotter with our Sexy Dancing class, every Thursday!
Come over this Friday and get sweaty with other hot people.

Oh… and check out all of our HOT new videos and past performances on our new Youtube Channel!
http://www.youtube.com/houseofyesbrooklyn

Hot.

:::::::::Thursday, May 27th, daytime::::::::::::

Technique of Sexy Dancing.

A new dance class fusing hip hop, jazz, burlesque, booty bounce and everything in between, focusing on releasing your inner slut for the stage. Taught by Kathryn van Assche aka ViVi of the Horror Show fame, this 2 hour workout will leave you dripping with sweat and begging for more.

2- 4 pm, $10-15 sliding scale donation. All levels of experience welcome.

Every Thursday.

:::::::::::Friday, June 4th::::::::::

WAREHOUSE FRIDAY

Hot night. Hot beats. Hot friends. Hot dogs.

Summer’s back! Come celebrate at YES by dancing your ass off with Jangula, Movement and Ezrakh.

7 bucks all night!

If you don’t know JANG, you should:
http://www.myspace.com/thejangula

Same goes for MOVEMENT: these sweet-voiced boys could put Kafka in a happy mood.
http://www.myspace.com/wearemovement

EZRAKH follows them both on the decks all night, playing the best house, garage, hip hop and over-all good musics.
http://spanktownsound.blogspot.com/ <-dubstep mix

Dance Punk: Past and Present- free 30 min dance mix
http://www.mediafire.com/?y0mydzaoyga

PLUS:: there is a BAR, good vibes, pretty people, colored lights.

It’s con-ta-gious, got the kids in a hurry.

1. See the Wonderneath Matinee Show.
2. Go to SITE Fest in Bushwick.
3. Dance your butt off Saturday at No Parking on the Dance Floor.
4. Make out with your roommate.
5. Dance your hair off at Jank on Sunday.
6. Take a Nap
7. Learn Aerial

If you do these things, you’ll be happy.

House of Yes is a part of Bushwick SITE Fest this weekend- a festival dedicated to the performing arts in our strange neighborhood of warehouses and bodegas. Therefore, we’ve got the Wonderneath’s final performances, a killer performance-infused dance party, and brass-band circus-jams on Sunday. Its a whole weekend of performance, art and “performance art”.

http://artsinbushwick.wordpress.com/site-fest-program/

:::::::::::Saturday the 6th::::::::::::

WONDERNEATH

Matinee Performance!

The fabulous circus-theatre adventure, The Wonderneath, is officially sold out for Saturday night…
BUT you have one more chance to see it this Saturday afternoon for a special matinee.

The Wonderneath explores the otherworldly lair rumbling below the city’s surface, where steam energy has seeped through granite and crystal, fractalized, and created a land where all that is wondered comes to be.

Written and produced by Ali Schmitz, the creative force crowned Coney Island’s Best Mermaid 2009, The Wonderneath stars the captivating Kai Altair and features live jazz and blues stylings by Tin Pan. Featuring dazzling performances by Claire de Luxe, Jordann Baker, Ali Luminescent, and Ellie Mio of Lady Circus; Ateles Aerial; Renata of Desert Sin and Alchemy Dance Theater; Ahnika Delirium, and Bex Burton.
Sponsored by Swarovski Crystals! Come early for snacks and surprises including trinkets of Sarah Sparkles (sarahsparkles.com) and Andriana Santiago’s Eyegasm Jewelry!

Special Matinee-
Doors at 3:30. Show at 4:30

$20 at the door. Presale tickets $15 at
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/97218 //

:::::::Also on Saturday::::::::

NO PARKING on the DANCE FLOOR!

No Parking on the Dance Floor (especial Saturday edition!)

I’ll be your freak-a-zoid, come on and wind me up…special edition of
no parking baby, No Parking on the Dancefloor this Saturday at House of Yes. and that means eggzactly that. We don’t not want to see you silver spoon in yer mouth/nose/ass jaded traded the trucker hat for the fake glasses hipster fucks taking up valuable real estate on our dancefloor! Move it or lose it! Shake it or we’ll break it! If you do need to chill come test out House of Yes’s new deprivation chamber aka the Waterboard room. Hey its DICK Cheney approved! So if you want to get waterboarded just stand there and keep talking to your friends, right in the middle of the dancefloor. Test us. You’ll find yourself on a canoe in the newton creek with one of your kidneys missing.

Ok lets get to the point already. Special late night saturday fish fry edition of No Parking, sans fish, but drinks sure. A nice wrap up for the fab fab show known as the Wonderneath (yay Ali nice1!) plus shouts to the BK Sitefest ppl. So all kindsa shee-it gwan. And your favorite crooklyn loft selectros Still LIfe and D-Juice und mice elf all slaughtering you mobs killing you jokes and destroying all you monsters (and gelflings).

You know the drill by now. Fuck art lets dance. Then fuck. Then art. Alladat.

Plus suprise performances from Lady Circus right over the dancefloor, since it is their homebase after all. Aerial is the shit ppl, don’t sleep on these female ninjas.

Tara on the design. Blush at the door. Ms Burke (god help us–I keed!) on the bar.

Lets goooo!
DJs: D-Juice, Still Life, $mall ¢hange

Saturday Night Fish Fry edition w/o the fish.
SiteFest and Wonderneath after party hotel lobby

11pm-4am,
$10

::::::::::::Sunday March 7th:::::::::::::::

JANK!

Presented by Gemini & Scorpio and Sxip Shirey.

A surreal live-music-driven dance party. Dirty electronics and live musicians (horns, drums, human beat box), regurgitating old genres like early ska, early hip-hop, techno and house and playing it raw, glitchy and original. With: experimental circus composer Sxip Shirey, controllerism glitch rocker Moldover, eclectic beats wizard DJ Shakey. Janky visuals by Sebastian Patane Masuelli.

http://www.geminiandscorpio.com/events.html

8pm-2am
$10-$15 Sliding Scale

:::::::::::Monday the 29th::::::::

AIRTIME!

Skybox Open Workout.

Are you an aerialist? Come workout with us, every Monday night at Skybox. Do tricks. Get buff. Make friends. Now with a live DJ! Are you NOT an aerialist? Become one!
Sign up for beginner classes at theskybox.org/classes

Airtime is open to aerialists of all level of experience.
Friends, lovers and fans are welcome to watch.

8pm-10pm
$15. Bring Your Own Unitard

All this and more, this week at the House of Yes.

:::::::::Thursday the 25th::::::::::

GIDDY MULTITUDE: Vaudeville & Variety!

Best [of] Love.

It’s cold out. Come laugh…and be amazed!

This vaudeville variety extravaganza is going to wash your winter doldrums away.
How about a generous pile of aerial dancing, music, hula-hooping, comedy, and burlesque to spice up the snow-cake of your mind?
That’s what I thought. Come on out, you’ll melt right through your pants.

The Amazing Amy!, Kira Kupcake! (Maven of Music and Sergeant of Sweetness), Sara G, Y’all! (Comedic Wordsmithing Brilliance), Jake Jampel! (Standup Quirkiness and Comedy), Kae Burke (High-flying Funny girl!), A.C. Prouser (Trapeze Flying 5 Ball Juggling Wonder-Kid) Jessica Delfino! (Musical Satire and Satirical Music), Rebecca Nagle! (Life-changing, Mind-blowing Grrrrlesque), Ellie Steingraber! (Aerial Dance Bonanza)…. Plus your Charismatic, Complementary Hostesses: Busty Kitten and Evangeline!

$10
Doors at 8:30, show at 9

::::::::Friday the 26th::::::::

Opening Night of….THE WONDERNEATH

A new circus theater adventure set in turn-of-the-century New York City.

The Wonderneath explores the otherworldly lair rumbling below the city’s surface, where steam energy has seeped through granite and crystal, fractalized, and created a land where all that is wondered comes to be.

Written and produced by Ali Schmitz, the creative force crowned Coney Island’s Best Mermaid 2009, The Wonderneath stars the captivating Kai Altair and features live jazz and blues stylings by Tin Pan. Featuring dazzling performances by Claire de Luxe, Jordann Baker, Ali Luminescent, and Ellie Mio of Lady Circus; Ateles Aerial; Renata of Desert Sin and Alchemy Dance Theater; Ahnika Delirium, and Bex Burton. Sponsored by Swarovski Crystals! Come early for snacks and surprises including trinkets of Sarah Sparkles (sarahsparkles.com) and Andriana Santiago’s Eyegasm Jewelry!

Doors at 8pm… show at 9pm

$20 at the door. Presale tickets $15 at http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/97218

http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=wonderneath&init=quick

Continuing Sunday the 28th & Next Weekend… March 4th, 5th &6th!

::::::::Saturday the 27th::::::::

IMPROV WORKSHOP!!!

Yes! And…

Learn how to work comedic scenes and actions off the top of your head, and roll it off the top of your tounge.

This 3 hour workshop will cover the basics of comedic improvisation in a supportive environment with lots of participation, experimentation, games and FUN! Yes….FUN!

The workshop with be taught by Tommy Galan, an award winning comedian, writer and producer. He writes and performs with the Comedy Troupe, FUCT and he’s FUN!

$20

3pm-6pm

Rsvp to info@houseofyes.org

:::::::::::::::Also on Saturday:::::::::::::::

JOYS of ARMAGEDDON

An Experimental Hip-Hop Musical…that will End the World.

Electro hiphop propels a modern martyr to the end of everything and beyond in wild new musical.

Come witness…The end of civilization. Computer genius. The 2012 Holocaust. Mutiny. Abandoned subway tunnels. Misfits. Calamities. New Orleans. Lethal confrontations & Estranged fathers… the Divine. And more….

Featuring: Mike iLL as Macon Traxx, Rivka as Holy Jones, Mr. Taps as Muerdonk, Michael Cavadias as Widget, Miss Guy as Antoinette LaFíte, Dominic Dela Fave as Pitzy Jonawitz, Jaime Dela Fave as Pulse, Cristina Silver as Dr. Dan Piper, Suzy Arango as Oshun, Jerm Pollet as Pong, Tina Krause as Candace Tractenburg, J McElfresh as Berzerk, Armen Setrakian as Super-Mario, Abbe Rivers as Static and Meredith Borden as Zelda

Doors at 7:30, Show at 8.

$12

::::::::::Sunday the 28th:::::::

The WONDERNEATH

(See Friday for info)

:::::::::::Monday the 29th::::::::

AIRTIME!

Skybox Open Workout.

Are you an aerialist? Come workout with us, every Monday night at Skybox.

Do tricks. Get buff. Make friends. Now with a live DJ!

Are you NOT an aerialist? Become one!

Sign up for beginner classes at theskybox.org/classes

Airtime is open to aerialists of all level of experience.

Friends, lovers and fans are welcome to watch.

8pm-10pm

$15. Bring Your Own Unitard.

::::::::::::::Do it Now:::::::::::::

Mutual Aid Disaster Relief in Haiti is a diverse network of individuals and organizations working in solidarity with the people of Haiti during this time of crisis.
* Providing direct medical aid, medical and social advocacy;
* Establishing a grassroots structure that allows the effective distribution of aid.
* Documenting the developing situation on the ground and providing an alternative media source
Donations will immediately go towards:
* Provision of emergency medical supplies and gear;
* Travel costs for medics and team to reach devastated areas of Haiti; and
* Supporting grassroots relief efforts on the ground.

100% of donations go to emergency relief & are tax deductible.
Donate online at our website www.mutualaiddisasterrelief.org or contact : MutualAidRelief@gmail.com
Or drop off checks or money orders at the front desk of 3rd Ward . Payable to Artistic Evolution : Haiti Disaster Relief.

:::::::::::Saturday, January 23rd::::::::::::

Sky Box Aerial Open Mic

Aerialists and variety circus performers from far and wide come together to present you with one epic little show.

MC’d by the infamous Kae Burke (of the House of Yes Christmas Spectacular acclaim)

Performers include Aerial Violinist Janice Martin (as seen on America’s Got Talent), former Cirque du Soleil performer Sara Joel’s amazing bubble chair piece, Graham Skipper of FUCT Comedy Troupe (shield your eyes) along with members of Lady Circus and the usual suspects from the House of Yes.

Musical chairs with D_Juice and Reza
11-2am

Join is in a thrilling game of musical chairs after the cabaret show as DJ’s D_Juice and Reza heat up the turntables. Stack the folding chairs as quickly as possible to turn the theater into a dance party.

Coconut smoothies and sangria by LoveGrrl. Feel free to BYOB as well.

Doors at 8pm, show at 9!
$10.

:::::::::6 days a week!:::::::::::

Whether your New Years resolution was to get more fit, test your fears, or just try something new, Sky Box provides a wide array of classes from pole dance to trapeze to silks to even ballet. go to www.theskybox.org/classes to sign up!

:::::::::::Tuesday, November 3rd:::::::::::

makefunstudio.com

“Our Friends’ House Burned Down” Clothing Swap!

A NYC Legend… for decades supporting fledgling bands and keeping the
rock n roll banner waving high. This saturday night at The House of Yes… DJ Mojo Presents 4 amazing live bands to blow your mind. Check back on www.houseofyes.org/events/ for full listing of bands.

myspace.com/djmojo
Doors at 9PM
$10 bucks….BYOB

::::::::::Sunday, November 8th::::::::

DJ $mall ¢hange Presents:

No Parking on ze Dancefloor!

That’s right party peoples, no parking baby, no parking on the dancefloor. That’s what this shit is all about and fuck the hokey pokey. On some pure shit. The central focus is music and dancing. If you’re on the dance floor you must be dancing. We will have dance police and your ass will get ticketed. Get down or make room.

Ski Beats…..Dude produced a number of tracks on Jay Z’s 1st LP
Brown Bum…. a wide spectrum of funk and classic hip hop
Stylus….Responsible for the Brooklyn Wonderland parties
Tinsletown….a man about town

On top of all that my homegrrl and super stoopid dancer / dance instructor Cathy Richards will be around at 9pm showing folks various Bboy and hip hop moves.

Love Grrl’s fab smoothies we will have free refreshing beverages courtesy of Bot.

$5-$500 sliding scale donation (be nice to the doormen)
6pm-12pm BE THERE!

:::::::::::Wednesday October 21st:::::::::::

Slapstick Dojo: Learn to Fall Funny

The Slapstick Dojo teaches physical comedy using martial arts techniques. Students will learn how to trip, slip, fall down, and slap each other in safe and funny ways. This conflict may be between individuals, between a person and an object, or between a person and his environment. The class operates similar to a yoga or martial arts class, where students of all skill levels are encouraged to come to “workout” and further develop technique. Borrowing ideas from martial arts training such as Kata and Waza the Slapstick Dojo aims to teach slapstick techniques and classic slapstick gag structure.

5-25$ sliding scale!
More info at http://newyorkdowntownclown.com/workshops.htm#slapstick

:::::::::::Thursday, October 22nd:::::::::::

Bloody Noes: American Dream

From Upstate NY, we bring to you special guests Bloody Noes…. costumed duo MC Drywall (priestly hulk) and DJ Cardboard (shadowy sylph). Bloody Noes brings to us, American Dream: A non-sensical theatrical experiment in demented experience and America. Expect to be fully entertained by variety acts, music/noise, body activity/dance, pantomime, and lots of homemade props. Hilarious, hypnotic, and horrifying. This is a 45 minute adventure of extreme extremes.

Bloody Noes has been described as… ” Noise, yet poignant, Noise, yet fairytale-like. Interpretive dance meets DIY scene, pornographic”.. and “creativity as a terroristic act”. This is a rare opportunity to see how weird things can get in Rochester, NY. Need a sneak preview? Check out www.myspace.com/bloodynoes

Doors at 9:30, Show at 10pm

5-10$ sliding scale donation. (due to the nature of the content 13 and over only please)

:::::::::::Thursday, October 22nd-LATE NITE:::::::::::

RESERVOIR SOUND WOMB in conjunction with House of Yes and Torn Form Drawing present an evening void of Platinum chains and video vixens, but plenty of head grooves to get your body moving. This is a showcase with some of the premiere up-and-coming indie lyricists, producers, and beat makers, hailing from Chicago, Brooklyn, Baltimore and beyond.

Featuring Staten Island Duo the Presence, Unabashedly honest Baltimore’s Teddy Faley, distorted samples and beats by AM Breakups, Quality sound by Zesto! and relentless pavement-pounding sound by V8.

11pm-late

5$

::::::::::Friday October 23rd::::::::::::

Silky Sirens Burlesque

……a night of the 3 B’s: Brains, Booze, and Boobies!

A singing burlesque company that was started on the brink of a Depression. A show that is full of humor, beauty, sex, tease and tons of pasties of all sorts. Hosted by the hilarious Doctor Phil.

$15 (might seem like a bit much, but then again that will only buy you 75% of a lap dance anywhere else in the city.)

10pm, BYOB

:::::::::Monday through Saturday!:::::::::::::::::::

Aerial classes at the Sky Box! Silks, trapeze, lyra, pole dance, ballet. (No you don’t have to be a bodybuilder to sign up, we won’t make you climb 30 ft high your first class, and its not as intimidating as you might think.) Go to theskybox.org/classes to sign up. Or come to aerial open house every Monday from 8pm-10pm to see for yourself. Its free to watch and $15 to play.

:::::::::::Wednesdays, October 21st, 28th:::::::::::

Make Fun: Halloween Workshops

7PM- 11PM $20

Make Fun Studios at House of Yes invites you into the costume studio to make the best Halloween costume…ever. Our workshop includes full access to the Make Fun facilities, with home and industrial sewing machines, sergers and cover stitch machines, pattern making materials AND FREE FABRIC AND TRIM! This $20 workshop will have you looking fabulous and you learn a thing or two too. Get help from the pros! Kae and Tara have years of experience working with people to build their character from scratch, or modify existing clothes and costumes. Best of all, you can brag to your friends that YOU MADE IT YOURSELF!

Want to have a custom costume created? have questions about Make Fun? contact kaeburke@gmail.com

7pm- 11pm $20

:::::::::Upcoming:::::::::

Haunted House of Yes! 10/30 and 10/31!!!

::::::::Wednesday, October 14th:::::::::::

Make Fun: Halloween Workshops

October 14th, 21st, 28th….

7PM- 11PM $20

Make Fun Studios at House of Yes invites you into the costume studio to make the best Halloween costume…ever. Our workshop includes full access to the Make Fun facilities, with home and industrial sewing machines, sergers and cover stitch machines, pattern making materials AND FREE FABRIC AND TRIM! This $20 workshop will have you looking fabulous and you learn a thing or two too. Get help from the pros! Kae and Tara have years of experience working with people to build their character from scratch, or modify existing clothes and costumes. Best of all, you can brag to your friends that YOU MADE IT YOURSELF!

Want to have a custom costume created? have questions about Make Fun? contact kaeburke@gmail.com

7pm- 11pm $20

::::::::Thursday, October 15th::::::::::::

Bushwick Wildlife Preserve presents a Night of Mayhem

Hate the cold? Not really feeling it getting darker sooner and sooner? That trillion dollar stimulus package not paying your rent? Your tan from “summer” already gone? Need to blow off some steam, let your hair down and just rock out before it becomes unbearable to journey past the bodega?

Simple deal…
2 amazing bands to get the blood pumping: Adriana Santiago and the SMYRK
1 DJ to shake your bones all night: DJ Rookie better known as M.C. K~Swift from the Zulu Nation

9pm to 3 am

Only $7 (because anything more than that is unreasonable right?)

:::::::::Friday, October 16th:::::::::::::::

ASS DON’T TELL

Swimming Cities of the Ocean of Blood Fundraiser

A shameless and wholly unapologetic celebration of Booty, set to junk rumbling, all night booty music. Prepare to be suffocated by magnificent round beautiful asses and help float our asses to Varanasi India next March.

DJ’s DIRTYFYNGER Milks, Tinseltown, Stache, Laurendarling. Special surprises from Lady Circus, etc. Go-go Mania by Bloody Belle.

Midnight Ass Pageant hosted by the Ass Inspector General

10pm to 4 am.
$10/$8 sweet caboose discount at the door for bubble butts only.

www.weareswimmingcities.org

:::::::::Monday through Saturday!:::::::::::::::::::

Aerial classes at the Sky Box! Silks, trapeze, lyra, pole dance, ballet. (No you don’t have to be a bodybuilder to sign up, we won’t make you climb 30 ft high your first class, and its not as intimidating as you might think.) Go to theskybox.org/classes to sign up. Or come to aerial open house every Monday from 8pm-10pm to see for yourself. Its free to watch and $15 to play.