A Rare Opportunity to Party

At The House of Yes, we don’t do parties, we do events….usually. But this week, we are offering you TWO parties in a row. But just because its a party, doesn’t mean you can get shit-faced and vomit on our fancy furniture. Please use our fancy toilets instead. So come to our parties, have the best time ever, and don’t forget to clean up after yourself. Remember, we are also a fancy aerial facility six days a week.

::::::::Wednesday, October 14th:::::::::::

Make Fun: Halloween Workshops

October 14th, 21st, 28th….

7PM- 11PM $20

Make Fun Studios at House of Yes invites you into the costume studio to make the best Halloween costume…ever. Our workshop includes full access to the Make Fun facilities, with home and industrial sewing machines, sergers and cover stitch machines, pattern making materials AND FREE FABRIC AND TRIM! This $20 workshop will have you looking fabulous and you learn a thing or two too. Get help from the pros! Kae and Tara have years of experience working with people to build their character from scratch, or modify existing clothes and costumes. Best of all, you can brag to your friends that YOU MADE IT YOURSELF!

Want to have a custom costume created? have questions about Make Fun? contact kaeburke@gmail.com

7pm- 11pm $20

::::::::Thursday, October 15th::::::::::::

Bushwick Wildlife Preserve presents a Night of Mayhem

Hate the cold? Not really feeling it getting darker sooner and sooner? That trillion dollar stimulus package not paying your rent? Your tan from “summer” already gone? Need to blow off some steam, let your hair down and just rock out before it becomes unbearable to journey past the bodega?

Simple deal…
2 amazing bands to get the blood pumping: Adriana Santiago and the SMYRK
1 DJ to shake your bones all night: DJ Rookie better known as M.C. K~Swift from the Zulu Nation

9pm to 3 am

Only $7 (because anything more than that is unreasonable right?)

:::::::::Friday, October 16th:::::::::::::::

ASS DON’T TELL

Swimming Cities of the Ocean of Blood Fundraiser

A shameless and wholly unapologetic celebration of Booty, set to junk rumbling, all night booty music. Prepare to be suffocated by magnificent round beautiful asses and help float our asses to Varanasi India next March.

DJ’s DIRTYFYNGER Milks, Tinseltown, Stache, Laurendarling. Special surprises from Lady Circus, etc. Go-go Mania by Bloody Belle.

Midnight Ass Pageant hosted by the Ass Inspector General

10pm to 4 am.
$10/$8 sweet caboose discount at the door for bubble butts only.

www.weareswimmingcities.org

:::::::::Monday through Saturday!:::::::::::::::::::

Aerial classes at the Sky Box! Silks, trapeze, lyra, pole dance, ballet. (No you don’t have to be a bodybuilder to sign up, we won’t make you climb 30 ft high your first class, and its not as intimidating as you might think.) Go to theskybox.org/classes to sign up. Or come to aerial open house every Monday from 8pm-10pm to see for yourself. Its free to watch and $15 to play.