SEXMAS!
THIS IS CHRISTMAS: Here is a list of all the things that will make this Xmas Spectacular the BEST show of the year:
But, ONE of the following things is NOT in the christmas show- can you guess which one? Answer is at the bottom of this email!
Pop and Lock reindeer, Flying clownfish, Notorious BIG Santa ken and barbie sexy time, iraqi women, Baby Spice Power Ranger, Fresh Prince of Ballet, Zack Morris the wise man, A live appearance from Macaulay Culkin, 20 Foot Christmas Tree, Jerry Springer, Dinosaurs, Parachutes, Rocks, A 13 year old drag version of Mariah Carey, Little Mermaid of Fishmas, Gulf War Backstreet Boys, Santa Clinton, Monica Lewinskis (plural!).
:::::::HOUSE OF YES: XMAS SPECTACULAR!::::::
House of Yes Xmas Spectacular: a Magical Journey Into the Past
Only Two Weekends of MAGIC! (Friday through Sunday)
December, 9th, 10th, 11th & 16th, 17th 18th.
Join us on an enchanting adventure of entertainment and nostalgia as we take you to a Christmastime filled with fond memories of your favorite era: The 90′s! The House of Yes invites you to be amused and amazed by a performance extravaganza that will have you loving theholidays like never before! Featuring dazzling production numbers and aerial acrobatics from Lady Circus and the Sky Box Aerialists, macabre theatrics by Rachel Klein Productions, comedic brilliance from the House of Yes Family and MORE from an overwhelmingly large cast of all of your favorite entertainers. Musical Direction under Benjamin Ickies. Produced and Directed by Kae Burke and Anya Sapozhnikova.
This really is the Most Wonderful Show of the Year, check out photos
from the last Xmas Spectacular!
http://newyork.metromix.com/ev
Only Two Weekends of MAGIC! (Friday through Sunday)
December, 9th, 10th, 11th & 16th, 17th 18th.
Doors at 7pm, show at 8pm.
FIRST WEEKEND- Dec 9th, 10th 11th
$20 seats
$30 front row VIP seats!
SECOND WEEKEND- Dec 16th, 17th, 18th
$25 seats
$30 front row seats
Buy PRE SALE and guarantee admission!
http://www.brownpapertickets.c
House of Yes Theatre: 342 Maujer Street
Brooklyn, NY. (L train to Grand St.)
:::::::Friday, December 2nd:::::::
Eric Schmalenberger’s BLUNDERLAND:
Performance Extravaganza and Delirious Dance Party Tunes provided by DJ SCOTT EWALT
11 PM
THIS AMBITIOUS ORCHESTRA conducted by Benjamin Ickies
With Special Guests: Rob Roth accompanied by Chad Hammer, Lady Rizo, Rachelle Garniez, Leah Siegel, Amber Ray, Airin Dalton, Ashley Morgan, John Presnell And Lisa D
1:30 AM Variety set with:
Julie Atlas Muz, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Machine Dazzle, The Rachel Klein Theater Ensemble starring Scooter Pie, Contortionists Natasha King and Topher Bousquet, And the world premier of BRO CIRCUS
Food stand provided by It’s Veggie Time’s Andriana Santiago!!!
Red Lotus Room
893 Bergen St. Brooklyn, NY 11238
(Between Classon & Franklin)
Tickets on sale at the door for $20
:::::::NEW YEARS EVE:::::
GET NAKED!
Happy Nude New Years 2011
The Jersey Shore!!! What will happen?!?! Gym, tanning & laundry? NO, DUDE!!! ITS NUDE YEAR’S EVE 2011!!!! Yay! All you can drink with an open bar 8pm – 3am! Complimentary snacks and cheap bar food! Body painting, naked DJ, dancing! Fun games, party hats and noise-makers! Champagne Toast to Ring in the Nude Year! More raffles and prizes to benefit the women’s shelter!
(As BNakedB say, we do good naked
and if you’re lucky enough to play, Naked Twister!!! All of this plus the launch of our newest venture: The Bare Times, our very own online newspaper! By us and for us. Look at the world through our naked eyes
Entry is $40 per person in advance if bought online prior to December 17th.
A quick, efficient registration is up on our website, at:
http://nudistnaturistamerica.o
Location is in Keansburg, NJ area. Exact address will be sent those who have purchased a ticket. Not to mention you don’t have to do any NYC schlepping on your own!
We’re kicking it up a notch with a NYC-NJ nuddie bus. Cheaper and guaranteed to be a better ride than on NJ Transit
Only $10 round-trip. Bus will leave from the Downtown Manhattan area at 7:30pm, from a central hub location near all train and bus transit and will return back to the same location. Exact location and time will be given to purchased Ticket holders.
:::::::Answer to the Question::::::
We will not have a 20 foot christmas tree in the show this year. It is
only about 14 feet.
Xmas Nostalgia
House of Yes Xmas Spectacular: a Magical Journey Into the Past
Join us on an enchanting adventure of entertainment and nostalgia as
we take you to a Christmastime filled with fond memories of your
favorite era: The 90′s!
The House of Yes invites you to be amused and amazed by a performance
extravaganza that will have you loving the holidays like never before!
Dazzling production numbers and aerial acrobatics from Lady Circus and
the Sky Box Aerialists, macabre theatrics by Rachel Klein Productions,
comedic brilliance from the House of Yes Family and MORE from an
overwhelmingly large cast of all of your favorite entertainers.
Musical Direction under Benjamin Ickies. Produced and Directed by Kae
Burke and Anya Sapozhnikova.
This really is the Most Wonderful Show of the Year, check out photos
from the last Xmas Spectacular!
http://newyork.metromix.com/
Only Two Weekends of MAGIC!
Friday through Sunday: December, 9th, 10th, 11th & 16th, 17th 18th.
Doors at 7pm, show at 8pm.
tickets $20-30 Buy PRE SALE and guarantee admission! (tip: 1st weekend
is cheaper..)
First come, first serve purchase at door.
http://www.brownpapertickets.
www.houseofyes.org
House of Yes Theatre
342 Maujer Street
Brooklyn, NY.
(L train to Grand St.)
Size Queens! Expanding by 33.3%
Everyone knows that Kae and Anya are size queens. We can’t deny it. We do want to set the record straight about a little secret, and also let you know… we’re getting BIGGER.
:::::::::House of Yes is EXPANDING by 33.3%::::::::
There have been wild rumors going around that there’s a third floor at the House of Yes. After trying to deny these rumors for 3 years, we decided to come clean…even with our (gasp) LANDLORD. The good news is that our landlord is extremely happy with us as tenants, which makes us feel extremely optimistic about sticking around in this building for a long long time.
Here is the challenging news: We now have to transition our third floor into art studios/offices/healing rooms/video suites/you name it. This was always the long term plan, and we’re happy to be making our private space available to working professionals. Some of the spaces are available as early as December 1st, but most are available January 1st. We are completely and utterly open to what these spaces will be repurposed as. Although most know us as a space for crazy shows and crazier parties, during the day we are a full-on production facility that works on mainstream projects involving established brands and companies running the full gamut of everything that fits into the production and entertainment industry. The third floor is completely secure and away from the general public.
The rooms are roughly 250 sq feet and will come with a to-be-negotiated package deal of use of our facility. The ballpark of rent will be $500-$800 range, based on how much access you will be needing to our resources: sound recording studio, aerial studio, main space, sewing/costume studio, Materials for the Arts access, and MORE!
Ideally, we are looking for:
-Professional and ambitious people who are expanding an already existing business.
-Businesses/projects/groups that will coexist with what the House of Yes does, and also benefit from it by having their headquarters here.
It is incredible how fast projects move along here, and how rapidly we’ve been growing. We are very excited about the prospect of joining forces with more passionate and driven artists and entrepreneurs.
Please help us spread the word far and wide. The future is bright.
Please contact anya@ladycircus.com if this is exactly what you’ve always dreamed of, subject line reading “33.3%”
Sincerely, Anya, Kae and the House of Yes Family.
:::::::HOUSE OF YES: XMAS SPECTACULAR!::::::
House of Yes Xmas Spectacular: a Magical Journey Into the Past
Only Two Weekends of MAGIC! (Friday through Sunday)
December, 9th, 10th, 11th & 16th, 17th 18th.
Join us on an enchanting adventure of entertainment and nostalgia as we take you to a Christmastime filled with fond memories of your favorite era: The 90′s! The House of Yes invites you to be amused and amazed by a performance extravaganza that will have you loving the holidays like never before! Featuring dazzling production numbers and aerial acrobatics from Lady Circus and the Sky Box Aerialists, macabre theatrics by Rachel Klein Productions, comedic brilliance from the House of Yes Family and MORE from an overwhelmingly large cast of all of your favorite entertainers. Musical Direction under Benjamin Ickies. Produced and Directed by Kae Burke and Anya Sapozhnikova.
This really is the Most Wonderful Show of the Year, check out photos from the last Xmas Spectacular!
http://newyork.metromix.com/ev
Only Two Weekends of MAGIC!
(Friday through Sunday)
December, 9th, 10th, 11th & 16th, 17th 18th.
Doors at 7pm, show at 8pm.
FIRST WEEKEND- Dec 9th, 10th 11th
$20 seats
$30 front row VIP seats!
SECOND WEEKEND- Dec 16th, 17th, 18th
$25 seats
$30 front row seats
Buy PRE SALE and guarantee admission!
First come, first serve for purchased at door.
tickets go on sale BLACK FRIDAY! http://www.brownpapertickets.c
House of Yes Theatre
342 Maujer Street
Brooklyn, NY.
(L train to Grand St.)
::::::::::SAVE THE WORLD! SAVE RUBULAD! ::::::::::
The creative counter culture paradise known as Rubulad is seeking a new home. Rubulad has existed for MANY YEARS and is the grandmother of House of Yes. Some would say that without a Rubulad, House of Yes would have never come to be. It is a melting pot of magic where connections are made, ideas become reality and magic is real. There is no place like it on earth, and the world is a better place because of it.
At this point, the circumstances are dire: either Rubulad moves its mecca, or it disappears forever. We have until December 9th to help them raise $35,000. At that amount, every penny counts. We can do this.
Please take a moment and donate. You will not regret it.
http://www.kickstarter.com/pro
::::::::::OCCUPY BROADWAY!!!:::::::::
EVENT: Occupy Broadway (the theatre/shopping district) with performance and spectacle for 24 hours straight.
WHEN: December 2nd starting at 6pm until December 3rd at 6pm
WHAT: We will introduce tourists and New Yorkers uptown going to Broadway shows or shopping themselves into debt in Times Square to the idea of occupation as CREATIVE resistance with non-stop free
performances. We will set up in a privately owned public space near Times Square. This movement is spreading around the world and around New York City. In a time when downtown theaters are rapidly losing their spaces, being turned into high-end fashion stores, it is a symbolic attempt to regain the space of theatre as an accessible, popular art form, bringing it back to where it all started – in a public space, for the common citizen.
The organizers are looking for groups in all styles and genres, to present a segment (2 minutes to 2 hours long) that has a theme of the 99% movement, possibly holiday related, festive, radical caroling, large puppets, marching bands, dance, etc.
We <3 Cock!
::::::::::Sunday, November 6th::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
HARDER CANDY PRODUCTIONS PROUDLY PRESENTS,
MEAT MACHINE: The BOYLESK Class Show featuring brand spankin’ new male performers!
Go-Go Harder’s students have spent a full month unlocking the SECRETS OF THE JOCK STRAP and now complete their coursework with their own boylesk numbers! AND… Performing alongside them will be some of NYC’s finest seasoned strip-teasers ‘n sleazers, including…
THE EVIL HATE MONKEY… 2010 Mr. Exotic World!
NASTY CANASTA… Creator of “Naked Girls Reading”
DANGRRR DOLL… Sweet but Spikey!
PLUS…
Prizes and GRAB bags (in every since of the word) from THE PLEASURE CHEST and HARDER CANDY!
DOORS AT 8PM! SHOW AT 9PM! (not Drag/Burlesque/Circus time, but REAL TIME)!
Tickets are only $10 and available exclusively at the door.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
::::::::::::::IMMEDIATELY:::::
The next Variety Show will be on Friday November 18th, and will be FAME themed. We will be exploring the concept of fame, what people do to get it, why they want it, the destructive properties of it, fame today vs fame back in the day, why it happens to some and not to others, etc etc. We are even in the process of trying to get a real live and 3D famous person to headline it.
To submit a proposal for your 3-4 minute act please contact anya@ladycircus.com with the subject line reading “FAME!”

