Archive for August, 2010

Family Values!

This week is all about the House of Yes Family, as we bring you events that are all produced by our in-house crew. Kae Burke brings you Make Fun workshop on Wednesday, Hassan brings you live dance music to groove to, and Anya and Jordann offer you aerial performance on Friday that will make you go “WHOA”. We’ve been here since the beginning, and you’re stuck with us. House of Yes is a family run establishment, and although our “family” is a little weird and wild, isn’t yours?

Also, if you haven’t seen our new paint job, it’s sexier than your aunt. Check it out.

:::::::Wednesday, August 18th:::::::::

MAKE FUN: Crafting Workshops & Costume Sale!

The House of Yes Costume Shop, known as Make Fun, is clearing out the collections of hats, shoes, magic wands, wigs, and costumes that  have accumulated, and best of all, we’re practically giving it away.  Come purchase a piece of House of Yes history,  get your halloween costume early, or buy a disguise. C’mon, everyone needs costumes at some point!

Every Wednesday this August, Make Fun is inviting all creative people into the costume studio to craft and create fabulous and functional costumes for the end of summer! Whether you are heading to Burning Man or just staying in the Hamptons, come create wearable art with us! We supply the materials, machines, scissors and glue… just bring your creativity, your special projects, and maybe something to drink!

7pm-11pm
makefunstudio.com
Workshop is $20-$30 (sliding scale)

::::::::Thursday, August 19th:::::::

LEMON JESUS & CREEPY WHITE VAN FUNDRAISER!

Remember when Thursdays nights were fun? When it was a guaranteed good time? Well for all you lovely people out there that don’t want to wait to friday to two step on the dance floor come on over to the House Of Yes and dance with us! We’re teaming up with your hometown hero Cool Hand Luke who gave us those kick ass Lemon Jesus parties to get us on the road with our own creepy white van. We’re almost there!

COOL HAND LUKE (Party Expo)
WCKIDS (Mota NY/Wealthy Ho$tage)
NIGHTSPITTER (Demons NYC /Sub Bass Sunday’s)
SIDESHOW (ILL DUBSTEP DJ FROM AUSTRALIA ON TOUR)

Ladies 18+ Guys 21+
$7 for ladies and trannies, $10 for gents

::::::::::Friday, August 20th::::::::::

SKY BOX AERIAL VARIETY SHOW!

After a huge success in July and a write up in the New York Times, we’ve put together an all new line up of all-star aerial acts for August. This month, we’re being covered by Associated Press TV so make sure you dress Fancy. This show is going to be out of control, with more synchronized dancing, gut-splitting throat-slitting comedy, cross dressing, and upside-down twirl-around antics than ever before! Featuring Sky Box founders Jordann Baker and Anya Sapozhnikova as well as other goregously flexible humans who will make your jaw drop and your panties wet. Check out info about classes and workshops at www.theskybox.org! See last month’s write up in the New York Times: http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/07/23/nocturnalist-aerial-acrobatics/

Doors at 8, Show at 9.
$10


Creepy White Van!

The time has finally come for House of Yes to become mobile! Therefore, we need to get one of those creepy white vans that creepy white guys drive when they do creepy shit.  Not that we’re creepy perverts or anything… we’re just rock n roll circus super stars who need some wheels.  Saturday Night, come dance and drink. All money goes to helping us afford a “pimp ride”…by which I mean a creepy white van!

House of Yes. National Tour… coming soon!

:::::::::WEDNESDAYS:::::::::

MAKE FUN: Crafting Workshops & Costume Sale!

Every Wednesday this August, Make Fun is inviting all creative people into the costume studio to craft and create fabulous and functional costumes for Burning Man 2010. Whether you are heading to the playa or
just staying in the Hamptons, come to the workshop and create wearable art out of spandex, faux fur, glitter, leather, plastic, and more! We supply the materials, machines, scissors and glue… just bring your creativity, your special projects, and maybe something to drink!

Email info@makefunstudio.com if you have questions.
Private studio sessions also available.

EVERY WEDNESDAY IN AUGUST
7pm-11pm
Workshop is $20-$30 (sliding scale)

:::::::::THURSDAY, August 5th::::::::::::

ABBY PAYNE’S
Dance Music Dance

Come and celebrate an evening filled with dance, live music and the premiere of Abby Payne’s newest music video creation Lost & Found!

Featuring live dance with choreography by Emily Vetsch, Chelsea Retzloff and Sarah Zitnay. Music by Abby Payne, Chris Anderson, Kenny Shaw, JP Schlegelmilch and Wil Farr.

Abby Payne and Band at 10pm, World Premiere video of “Lost and Found” at 11pm.
After that….. DJ Dance party with DJ Latenight!!!!!
Free Beer & Wine 9-10pm,
Cheap drinks afterwards!

Doors at 8:30.
$12. $10 in advance here: http://www.smarttix.com (search for Dance Music Dance)

:::::::::FRIDAY, August 6th::::::::::

SEX, GUAC & ROLL

Presented by our friend Dallas!

Come take a bite of life’s simple pleasures. This One Good Reason gathering is served with a side of creamy, green guacamole goodness along with your entrée of LIVE MUSIC, bangin’ ELECTRO-FUNK & ROLL DJs, fierce fire and hooping, VJ visuals, DIRTY DUBSTEP, Aerial splendor, tequila, & whatever else we desire.

Featuring:
- SISTINE CRIMINALS (live original drum and bass, dub step and tech house)
- DJ mLe direct from DENVER.
- TEKTITE (VitaminB and all around super hero DJ)
- VJ KRUNCH
- TARA MCMANUS fire fiesta

Additional PERFORMERS and ARTISTS welcome. Email justdallas@gmail.com to participate!

DRESS: Rock star or guac star; tight pants, leather and lace, VIP velvet, tequila cantina girlboots made for walking, groupie gear, dead rocker look, etc.
PLEASE INVITE your friends and SHARE with the world!

Donation requested for entry…

$10 before midnight, $15 otherwise.
$20 not in rock star wear regardless
9:30pm til Sunrise.

:::::::::SATURDAY, August 7th::::::::::

HOUSE OF YES…. ON WHEELS!

House of Yes needs a Van so that we can spread the love, across the city and possibly across the world! What better way to fundraise for a van than by having a DANCE PARTY? Come….Dance your ass off. Have a drink or two. Flirt with someone. Experience life with your body in motion. No reason to not have the time of your life. Why waste your weekend in a bar? The House Of Yes calls you to come out and play with us.

EZRAKH
DJ RECK (BRICK BANDITS CREW)
DJ M.C. K~SWIFT (ZULU NATION/AFRIKA BAMBAATAA)
All playing the Best Hip-Hop, House, Club, UK Garage, Reggae, Cumbia, & Afro-Centric

Complimentary Vodka Drinks- 10-11pm
Doors at 9:30
$7 all night!